I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm like, not good at living.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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