Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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