This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
