At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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