Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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