SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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