yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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