great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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