awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
