I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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