he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
ok first of all what the fuck
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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