i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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