This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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