whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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