Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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