Sponge bath it is.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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