Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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