Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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