But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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