I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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