Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
