Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
