How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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