im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
