The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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