yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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