Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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