windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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