let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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