Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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