It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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