he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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