i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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