You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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