I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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