I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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