i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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