I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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