whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think i got beer on your cat.
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