Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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