the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
