Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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