Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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