I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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