The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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