WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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