I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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