i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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