Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Randomize
