The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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