arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
